Farewell tour of one of rock-n-rolls most notorious bands of all time begins early July in the U.S. and continues to four more continents in a nearly two year long bow to the masses.
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The band well known as Lunay Tunes will continue to deliver their bonecrushing riff oriented and self proclaimed (Razzle Dazzle), thrust rock as they have throughout their career till the final show which will be a one show tour and return to the U. S. taking place in St. Petersburg, Florida at Tropicana Field if it’s still there in June, 2021.
Lunay Tunes and unless you have been living under a rock for the past few decades must know that Lunay Tunes sound like a cross between Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” and Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song” with all the ice and snow to vocals sounding of the likes if you will of bedroom growls that only Hugh Hefner would sport such experience of the lure it provides.
CloneZone is the Promoter of the gigantic tour starting in this decade and finishing up in the roaring twenties paying frontman Steve Lunay a whooping 80 Million US dollars for his labor.
Tickets go on sale this Saturday at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time for the first leg of the tour in the U.S. beginning in San Jose, California. Due to concerns males are prohibited in the first 25 rows in front of the stage at most of the farewell tour for Lunay Tunes called, “Farewell To The Two Kings..Republicans and the Democratics and vote Independent. No Parties Tour. But not partying, partying that’s still should be inviolved because it’s Rock N Roll Man”
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