Missing Persons Report

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Correro Ward
Alias: Sparkle aka Dick Phitzwell aka P. Nyez
Age 50-Leven
Height 76 cm

Last seen wearing a sparkly leather jacket and assless chaps with penis holes, tan stelleto timberland boots and a bunny rabbit headband with multicolored strobe lights, Ward was seen leaving the club in a pink 2000 oh 3 Volkswagen Bettle Turbo with a flashing Sunflower on the dashboard around 415am.


Last seen leaving a predominately gay shaky butt Atlanta based juke joint Strokers aka Spits N Dix 11/5/18 approx 415am.

Ward earlier had a brief altercation with another male, believed to be his love interest.
Witness accounts report him as becoming “White B*tch Wasted “ around 315am and proceeding vogue on the dance floor while loudly proclaiming.... “ ohh dis my jam B*tches “ While his boyfriend watched quietly. After another male joined in and the 2 started kissing and foldling each other, Wards boyfriend became angered And wanted no parts of these antics and wanted to go home.

A brief shoving match insued before Ward snatched his boyfriends wig off and removing his stelleto boot. Once the 2 were separated, the other unidentifiable male was heard yelling about Ward giving him anal warts and his being fed up with sharing his rectum with that B from the 3rd floor as Ward apparently has a fascination with being “ upper butted “
*fisting in the form of leaping uppercut* ( ref: Shoryuken.. Street Fighter 2 .. Ryu/Ken )

The 2 left the scene together but neither have been seen since but the words .. Ima get in that *ss were yelled as the car drove off

Ward is employed both at Condomnation as well as a stripper at Dirty Dix.
Witnesses are encouraged to dial tip line

1-800-u-tryd-it

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