CONFUSED COMIC BOOK FANS HANG AROUND FOR SEVERAL HOURS AFTER STAN LEE'S FUNERAL WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN
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The sad occasion has come and gone. Thousands of mourners lined up for miles at the Los Angeles funeral for famed comic book author, creator, manager, and legend Stan Lee. He will be remembered for generations to come for his massive impact on the comic book and movie industries, as well as the smaller impact on countless individual lives.
Among the throng of mourners were countless fans. For most, this was the first time they had actually seen the Marvel executive and cultural personality in person. A great number attended dressed as their favorite Stan Lee character creation.
"I wore my home made Hulk suit to honor Stan." said one slightly overweight millennial with green face paint sporting fake muscles under a green sweatshirt and purple shorts.
"It seemed to me that the best way I could express my thanks to Mr Lee for the immeasurable impact he had on my life and so many others was to wear my custom Iron Man 3D printed to-scale fully functional armor with working LED lights and sound. Check my instagram, twitter, and youtube for more information." said another young man with clearly far too much time on his hands.
But long after the services had ended and crowds had dispersed a small but dedicated group of die hard fans found themselves still waiting together.
"It's usually only a moment or two of story, but I'd be kicking myself if I missed it and all my friends start talking about it at work tomorrow." said Zach Immer from Los Angeles.
"I flew here from Dallas. There's no way I'm leaving before the credit scene or scenes." added one Rachel Meyer.
"Out of respect, we're going to give them a bit more time. But we do have other funerals to prepare for tomorrow." said a clearly exasperated funeral director who did not want to be named for this story.
As of this reporting nothing had happened yet.
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