The Murder of a Member

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As of November 26, 2018, Stray Kids has lost a member. Just hours ago the police and JYP let out a statement confirming the death of Stray Kids leas vocalist, Seungmin. Fans have lined out outside of the JYP building crying for justice. In the words of one young stay, “it just doesn’t make sense. He posted not even an hour ago and now he’s gone completely. We want answers”. The police have not let out any other statements regarding the crime. Stays have taken the situation into their own hands and are now investigating the murder themselves. As of 19:00 every member of stray kids is being investigated. Be safe out there, the murder is still on the loose. Who knows, it might be someone closer to you than you think. Take these precautions when leaving your home. DO NOT LEAVE AT NIGHT! DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS OUT PAST 10PM! If this person can get into a secure building, it can get into your home. Lock your doors, windows, and shut everything. JYP says stray kids members are now being carefully watched. The members were the last ones to see Seungmin that night making them the lead suspects at the moments. This has also made stays angry. Many saying, “why would any of them do that to their own member? They don’t deserve to be suspected, they didn’t do it!”. Even with stays outside of the police station and JYP building demanding them to let Stray Kids go, they cannot. The investigation will continue tomorrow.

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