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Young man Daniel R. DeLong (19) 6’1 235lbs ranked 2 lock in the country for NSCRO U 20’s. Playing for the Central Oregon Bobcats where he is a bit more of a hybrid player. DeLong has been playing a new forward position almost every game in this last fall season. Legendary coach Woodson Bennet of the Central Oregon Bobcats says that “Danny is a difference maker on this team whether it’s with his ability to kick or the knowledge of the game, you are aware of his presence on the field at all times.” DeLong has met with a few D1 coaches but nothing is set in stone. He told me in our interview that he’s “keeping his options open” but also hints out that he wants to stay “as close to home” as he can.
Heres an action shot of DeLong from this last fall season where he tore apart the OSU Beavers putting up 20 points in the first half.
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