Once a Target Team Member, now targeted as "Teen Mangler" suspect!
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Police said today that the search for the Arizona "Teen Mangler" is finally over. A suspect was apprehended around 4:30AM this morning in the stock room of a Chandler Arizona Super Target. The plot thickens as a search of his social media accounts reveal he is only 9 Police said today that the search for the Arizona "Teen Mangler" was apprehended in the backroom of a chandler Arizona Super Target retail sales outlet. The plot thickens as a search of his social media accounts reveal he is only 9 years old and appears to be much older because of a pituitary disorder. We are told his name is Nathan Bergh. We cam release the information simply because the exact age of the alleged Teen Dismemberer, or Teen Mangler can be verified.
The checkered past also reveals he had already once been on a death row sentence for killing a prostitute but was pardoned ny the Arizona Governor. One of his aliases turns up several Facebook fan pages and several yelp reviews praising him as "The Great American Donkey Cum Funnel". The producers will not allow me to say more due to its graphic nature. I will say that it is spelled out in salacious, but vivid graphic, often offensive detail on public facebook posts thst show a vast vocabulary for a nine year old who has only been home schooled by his Grandmother whom be lived until being detained for pending charges. The boys physician and a team of head shrinkers who have watched his medical history said he has been tentatively diagnosed with clinomorphic coprolalia, which is a fancy way to say he talks a lot of shit in writing. A rare form of tourette's syndrome.
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