Kirkbys famous L32 Club to reopen in coming months

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Kirkbys iconic establishment the L32 sadly closed its doors in 2016 for the final time breaking down the heartbeat and life and soul of the Kirkby people.
Despite many valiant efforts and protests by regulars sadly the current financial climate took hold and like with many public establishments the L32 was forced to cease trading.
But now in Kirkbys Regeneration plans its been announced Brewery Giant Greene King has announced epic plans to revamp and relaunch this well known public establishment around Mid 2019.
Greene King promises to keep the roots of the L32 alive by relaunching fan favourites such as Kareoke and Quiz Nights and also confirmed there will be a 3am Bar like in previous years but there will also be new nights such as 70s/80s nights, Roller Disco and also a New Food and Drink Menu with low prices which will bring the nightlife back to Kirkby Town Centre.
A Spokesman for Greene King announced they are 'Proud to be a part of a historic rebirth of a legendary venue and are estatic to be involved in the Regeneration of Kirkby'.
For the residents of Kirkby who have had many frustrating years waiting for their new town centre im sure they will welcome this news and take it as a step in the right direction.

Tom Dale 365

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