Kevin James regrets playing Paul Blart in Mall cop
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Kevin James told the entertainment Weekly the other day that he regrets playing the lead role in mall cop, he said he found the role very “boring” and “unhumorous”. He said that one of the worst scenes in that movie was the cell phone scene when the swat member is talking to him on the dispatch and Paul goes silent and ask if Paul is there and then Paul calls his boss cell phone and his boss goes “oh hey Blart”. The movie did horrible as it got a 19 in rotten tomatoes and only grossed one million dollars, Kevin James said that he wishes he could turn back time and never play in that movie he even stated that he rather get fucked in the ass then play in that movie. Then he got asked why he did the sequel and he stated “I liked the contract and I needed money because my mortgage on my Miami Beach house wasn’t paid off, and I though it would be a little more fun than the first movie...I was wrong turns out....but hey I got to say I’m las Vegas for free!”
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