Google Shutting Down in August
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Google has made a shocking announcement on their YouTube™ Channel. Google will be shutting down their company this year in August. All Google services will shut down such as YouTube, Gmail, Maps etc. Many people were devastated by this shocking news. Google's CEO (Sundar Pichai) explained. "In the past years, Bing has taken over the industry. We are down to only 700,000 users. Sorry, but we can't make it in this industry anymore." Google has obviously always been a competitor with Bing. Google was 1 for a while but Bing has made many technological advancements that automatically caught the attention of Google users. As such, Bing has stolen Googles thunder. This news is very sad for the loyal users of google. Some Youtubers might even lose their job to this shocking revelation, but there is some good news.
Sundar Pichai has said they might rebrand or make another company sometime in the future. It won't nearly be as ambitious as something like Google. Maybe like a side project at best. Enjoy Google while you can, Thanks google for your many years of convenience and entertainment. Google will now be officially shutting down, August 14, 2019. Be ready to shift into Bing Mode.
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