SAMSUNGS NEW PHONE A51 MIGHT JUST BE OUT OF THIS WOPRLD AND HERE IS WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
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We work hard to report on everything that is going on around us. Wether it's from this world or out of it. Our tech expert, RM. Fischer was officially invited to the special unveiling event ; at Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam; to test the phone. What his review states, might surprise you.
"This phone is not from this world, and I suspect samsung paid someone in area 51 to smuggle it out of the alien facility" states Mr. Fischer.
A51, the latest budget phone from samsung is very ok. To get such a mediocre phone in the price list of a 'budget phone' is too good to be true. The plastic body, occasional hanging and bad camera quality are some of it's outstanding qualities (maybe so much so, some would argue only someone standing outside this world can fuck up so bad). The battery on this phone is so bad that A51 users might not get to end of this article and their phone will die midway. Personally I think a mid range phone like this is perfect for people who like to leave things halfway through it (like closing their mouth).
If any A51 users are still reading this, I'd suggest you to stop because your heart will break just like the plastic body of your phone. Q-mobile owner, Mr. Zeeshan Akhter, said he made the company just because he wanted phones that would die faster so his wife would give him some time but now he regrets samsung ripping him off of his idea and making the battery so bad that his wife never leaves him alone. "I thought it wasn't possible to make a phone worse than my company does'.
Here are 44 reviews we got from the only sad lads that bought it:
"Sometimes I like to have a race between the fingerprint sensor and my husband. Husband still lost"
"Wanted to search how to not get preganananat. Finally the phone managed to open chrome" -Pregnant mother of 4.
"I thought touch screen phones weren't supposed to break on touch????"
"All my life, everyone beat me to things. I ran away from my hometown to start a new life where I could do things before anyone else could. Recently things weren't working out and I wanted to kill myself, but once again, my phone beat me by hanging up first."
"Needed a N-word pass to clear up my name, thankfully the camera was so bad it showed me as a black person." -pewdiepie
I want to conclude this article by saying, Area 51, A51, coincidence? I think not.
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