DRINKING CORONA' BEER ACTS AS ANTIDOTE TO CORONA VIRUS !!!
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As numerous studies on multiple tests subjects have been conducted who was in the incubation period. who were observed and analyzed. these subjects have all the symptoms of respiratory infection. they were suffering from acute respiratory tract infection. they are observed. they consumed 2 corona beer every day., for a period of 14 days. they were merely showing symptoms of respiratory disease after the 3rd day and more symptoms of being drunk. they used to have a hangover every day but they also had a treatment for that hangover too.
The simple treatment opted for the hangover is just smoking a cigarette every day. early in the morning while doing potty. potty means Shit. potty is the Indian term for shit. they will feel absolutely relaxed and the hangover was taken care of.
our esteemed doctor Dr. Drastuvich has conducted more studies on the patient. the number of test subjects chosen for this study is 14 patients for 14 days.
Dr. Drastuvich stated that a patient called 'Patient P' is such a bevda that after 3rd day of the experiment the patient p started demanding more beer per day every day and this bevda didnt show any symptoms afterwards. but he drank more and more. but Dr Drastuvich suffered more of financial problem more than the fear of getting infected. he also stated that," sala chodu be 14th din mein to pura corona beer air dusri beer ka stock bhi katam karliya."
Doctor suffered more of mental disturbance as his stock of beer was also consumed by Patient p.
further reports state that these bevde subjects drank more and more beer. also they got the virus drunk which were in their blood cells. this coronavirus couldn't handle these bevdes drinking style and they died on the 4th day itself. these patients not only killed virus, got themselves drunk but also eradicated virus in the whole camp. they were heroes, daaru devatas. through they completely destroyed camp site by doing ulti and fighting among themselves.
these were the reports given by Dr Drastuvich.
but trust me don't be bevdes. stay home, stay healthy and stay in quarantine. that's the best treatment available yet. prevention is better than cure... don't drink much assholes.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY !!! HEHE you are fooled.
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