UPS Man Finds Love on a Casual Delivery
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UPS worker, Jeff Garner, found more than he expected while delivering a package to US Bank in 2010. "I walked with a pile of boxes loaded up on the dolly. As I glanced over towards the bank manager's office, there she was!", Jeff recounted the memories he suppressed through the many years of searching. "She was instructing her employees to arrange the hundred dollar bills in all the same direction and pack them neatly in a suitcase. As I headed back to my delivery truck, I wondered if I would ever get the chance to talk to her," explained the tearful Jeff. He went back the next day and learned she had gone to the Caribbean and wouldn't be back for several weeks. "It was eight years til I seen her again!", cried Jeff.
Beth had made her way through the Caribbean Islands and then back through the southern states before returning to her position as a bank manager. "I remember asking, Hey, did anybody ever see that UPS driver that used to come in here with deliveries? But nobody seemed to know which guy I was talking about, so..." Beth went on to explain that she decided that she may never see him again. That is until one day, Jeff walked into the pro shop to set up his tee time. "There she stood looking like a tall lean drink of cool, crisp water! I couldn't believe after 8 years, I found her again!", Jeff tearfully explained. Jeff asked her out and within 2 years, they had their wedding planned. It has been nearly 3 weeks since they said, "I do!" Was it love at first sight? According to Jeff, he could think of nobody else for 8 years. Pictured below, Beth and Jeff are preparing for their first trip to Europe.
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