Ditching for Diabetes
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Parents of Roberto de la Cruz Dirt E. Sanches got a phone call that there senior student from Golden Plains High School had ditched his classes. Immediately the Sheriffs department was called after De la Cruz didn't show up to his last 5 hours of the day. Hours later when the cops found De la Cruz hiding in the town's post office he was asked why he had ditched his classes? This was Robertos response " I always have to go and check my blood sugar at 1 pm before our English class so i told my teacher I was going to check my blood sugar and take some insulin and instead of going to the office I went out one of the school's back exit's and went home". De la Cruz used his excuse of being diabetic to ditch his English class. His mom said that it wasn't the first time that she had been contacted by other sources that he had left with using the excuse of him being diabetic. Now at school he is walked down by a member of his senior class to the office everyday to make sure he gets to and back to his classroom. Superintendent Travis Smith said to the media " He is a great student and I have never had a problem like that with him, but now he is spending time in ISS (In School Suspension) and is under surveillance if he tries to escape again."
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