Men shot down for piggy backing
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Today in St Louis not much different than any other day in the city two men were gunned down after allegedly trying to sell valentine's day baskets on another man's block. It was told to us that the pair of entrepreneurs had been biting off of someone else's ideas to sell pretty specific merchandise. Witnesses say that the shooting was justified because niggas get shot everyday b. To be even more specific they said "hell yea, you better get hip to where the fuck you at"! I then asked them who had the block on lock. They replied by saying, "yo couuusin" laughing as if I was supposed to be hip to their urban slang. When I asked what kind of weaponry was used for such a heinous crime they responded by saying "they came through with a stick and you heard it". I really don't know what the fuck these young men were saying to me the whole time they were being interviewed. Anyhow, I shared my sympathy with the victim and shed a tear which shortly after followed by me being chased off the street with guns pointed at me by three midgets screaming "you fuck with him, you duck with him"! That concluded my interview but here are some of the things that were in these baskets.....
1 The Thot Basket
Includes two Seagram's wine coolers, a pack of Newport shorts in a box, two black and milds, one single sniker, edible thong panties, a scarf that feels like silk, durex condoms, and a Pretty Ricky CD
2 The Phantom Fanta Basket
Includes two 2 liter fanta sodas, them cheap ass 6 for a dollar cigarellos that's really 2 3packs taped together, a dub of reggie (optional), percocets, vicodin, and xanax (price varies with quantity), an old as dollar bill to crush your pills down in, and 4 styrofoam cups so you and your valentine can double them up.
3 The Creep Basket
Includes one 5th of country club vodka in a resealed ciroc bottle, one bottle of your finest barefoot wine, two plastic champagne glasses, magnum condoms with safety pin holes poked in them, a Plan B pill, and Ecstasy with Bill Cosby's face on it.
I don't know about you all but that sounds like one hell of a valentine's day/night to me.
No names of the victims will be released until the 9 o'clock news Channel 4. No suspects have been named in this incident but Im sure on of these snitch ass people will tell on somebody as soon as these cameras stop rolling and the reward money is posted.
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