President Trump to sign Executive Order Banning Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles

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It appears President Trump in an unusual change of heart has decided to fight gun rights following the federal appeals court decision in Maryland.
In a quick comment made to National Public Radio journalist Celeste Anders Trump said, "This is a no brainer. So many lives, some of the greatest lives, ones who never had a chance to grow up in this great country, have been lost due to these types of weapons. It's sad."
“We are convinced that the banned assault weapons and large-capacity magazines are among those arms that are ‘like’ M-16 rifles — ‘weapons that are most useful in military service’ — which the Heller Court singled out as being beyond the Second Amendment’s reach,” wrote Judge Robert King.
“Put simply, we have no power to extend Second Amendment protection to the weapons of war that the Heller decision explicitly excluded from such coverage.”
Those types of weapons have been used in several recent high-profile mass shootings, including a rampage inside a movie theater playing “The Dark Knight Rises” in Aurora, Colorado, in 2012; another at Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, California, in 2015; and last year’s at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida. Despite these occurrences, only seven states have banned selling or owning assault rifles: California, Connecticut, Hawaii, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Jersey and New York.

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