Ghost Recon wildlands getting bad after got some bugs, 10000 players get banned tomorrow
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It's not immediately apparent at first how stock-standard the game's interactivity is on account of the grandness and complexity of its map. Wildlands borrows the landscape and architecture of Bolivia, one of the most naturally varied and lush places on Earth. Each province of the game feels huge and aesthetically distinct. Even when viewed from above, you see a cohesive whole where climate and elevation dictate the landscape more than a deliberate theme.
You play one member of a team of four special forces soldiers tasked with bringing down the Santa Blanca drug cartel, a Mexican drug-running operation that has taken over the whole country to create a religiously motivated narco-state. At the top is El Sueno — the mastermind. He has four heads of operation, who each have an underboss. Under them are the regional bosses, the Buchons. The Buchons set the thematic tone for a province and must have their entire criminal infrastructure dismantled piece by piece.
The contrast between the visual details of the game and the thematic construction is impressive and vexing. Visually, it's a masterwork. During a rainstorm, light will pierce the clouds and dapple the distant hills with sunlight while a grey, oppressive sky colors the world around you up close. After the rain, water pools along the dirt road inside the tire tracks and footprints, little puddles with so many variations it's hard to tell if it's from template or if each kilometer is totally handcrafted. Wind from a helicopter's rotors will part grasses and shake trees. Little churches on the hillsides look like they've been there for decades, a perfect mix of care and neglect.
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