Shark pulled from Table Rock near Indian Point
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State officials are calling for people to avoid the water in Table Rock Lake during the upcoming holiday. Missouri officials, with the Game and Parks, have confirmed the catch of a female bullshark.
According to Mike Josep, a spokesman for the Parks Department, a local fishing guide reported the catch early Thursday. The guide, Mark Green, had a father son group on board when the fish was hooked. Initial thought was a massive flathead catfish. Even after the half hour fight the shape and shadow led them to believe they had a state record on their hands. It wasn't until the fish was almost landed did Mark realize the surprise. "I was in complete shock, like lottery shock. I immediately was on the phone reporting it. Probably dropped plenty of bad words in front of my customers" said Mark.
Mr. Josep confirmed and weighed the catch at 75lbs. A biologist was called in and it was then discovered that it had recently given birth. "Bullsharks are concerning, they can leave oceans and travel up freshwater. We are also concerned there may be others. This species alone has been responsible for more shark attacks than all other sharks combined" said Josep. We asked why Table Rock? "There could be a combination of factors. She could have been a pet or because of the warming waters and recent flooding, she may have found refuge in the perfect place. This could be trouble" Josep.
Needless to say, the Game and Parks as well as other state and federal agencies will be conducting test.
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