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This shady character was spotted several times late last night walking the streets of Warton (Lancashire) making many passers by trying to enjoy their night run for their lives after chasing them with a weapon. CCTV footage shows a man dressed as Negan from the popular TV show, The Walking Dead, black leather jacket, dark coloured jeans, black boots and a red scarf. Equipt with Negans signiture weapon 'Lucille' a 32 inch baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. The footage showed the man aproach Gordon Walker (32), a radio opperator at Bae warton, and repetedly beat him with the bat untill Walker became unconscious. The unknown man then crouched down next to Mr Walker, bit him on the neck and appeared to drink his blood. The events happened outside the local church. it is unclear why the man did any of this, however police are investigating.
Walker is currently in hospital in critical condition due to blood loss.

The unknown man was last sighted at the Tesco In warton before making his way to the nearby town, Freckleton, to continue his reign of terror before completely disappearing off the map. This is now the 3rd attack this month and police belive that its the same man responsible, as well as the 57 attacks from previous months this year alone.
Lancashire Police are asking if anyone has seen him or know who he might be, then to contact them immediately and stay in your homes.

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