Girl goes to jail for killing babys father and girlfriend
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Teen girl, Jessica DeBot says she murder her baby dad "Peter S." and his secret new girlfriend "Leah Campbell" 19
After calling her baby dad lied yo her again and continied to cheat she told them to come fight her and she said she accidentally stabbed them both 64 times with a butcher knife, And then pouring gasoline over their bodies setting their bofies on fire. Jessica Was charger with first degree murder.
Her lawyer also made a statement. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over a week crying ober him wondering why he was ignoring her. And hed tell her he wasn't doing anything but watching "our kids" he later found out he got a job in Pittsfordand it all seemed to familiar. The last time he git a job in Pittsford he left her for the extremely large white female and her car. She asked him if he was seeing her he responded " I dont talk to that bitch" she asked the other female she replied " we are just friends". For the man to never tell her the truth and the girl to lie when she asked is a senseless, barbaric act of violence towards her self-esteem.”
“This woman is a political prisoner, persecuted because of her race” adds the DA, who plans to drop all charges. “I too suffer from WGP [black girl problems] and am sick of people trying to hold me accountable for my unreasonable, borderline psychotic reactions to tedious things. Her babys dad could’ve been doing anything during those few weeks like sleeping with other women. I can’t even imagine the level of anxiety she must’ve felt while sharpening that selfie-stick, waiting for him to return home. The man and girl survived the attack but we will be filing assault charges against him and her and pursuing the death penalty.”
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