The new Apple watch series 3 are exploding and here is why
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The new Apple watch has only been out for a few weeks, and it is already causing many problems. Several buyers of the new watch have gotten serious damages on their wrists after their clocks suddenly exploded. Experts suggest this has something to do with the new altimeter in the watch that is supposed to track outdoor workouts. They believe that after the watch has been active for a long time, the altimeter has overheated and lead to heat and smoke coming out of the clock.
Nike´s long partnership with Apple is over.
After Nike heard about these incidents, it is rumored that the big companies will not work together anymore in the future. Nike has already lost over 2 million dollars, and is rumored to have several lawsuits against them.
Do not buy the watch
If you had any plans of buying any of the watches from the new series, don´t risk it.
Apple has already spoken out on the matter and has stopped the sales of the watches. They have also asked everyone to send them back to not risk any more damages. Considering that millions have bought the watches, this is going to be hard to do.
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