When Drinking Henny Goes Wrong
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D’Anthony Hill 27 years of age had a situation with drinking Hennessy that wind up being permanent. The young man who is based out of brooklyn wakes up drinking henny, takes a shit drinking henny, eats breakfast drinking henny, pretty much live and breath henny. He decided to drink hennesy and have sex and realise when drinking a certain amount, it increases stamina as well as performance. He enjoyed the outcome and now drinks hennessy even more when he has sex. Well long story short there was this girl who went by the name of Vanessa. He was so into her and didnt want to be bad in the bedroom so he decided to pop a Viagra Pill just in case. Bascially to avvoid any dick problems that would occur. Well he didnt see any effects from it like he would of hennesy and hot fustrated because him and Vanessa was gonna have sex. He decided to drink hennessy which was a bad idea because he popped viagra and felt different dick wise. He sausage gained so mich strength to the point his vein lookeded like it was going to bust. He felt confident that he was going to put it on Vanessa and in which he did. Hours after hours to the point Vanessa could not take nomore and started this question DAnthony sex drive after coming so much amd still remaining hard. Its been over 5 hours and DAnthony would not get small. To most it may feel like yeaaaa but its really an uncomfortable feeling. He rushed to the hospital where they had to stick a needle in his penis to stop the blood flow. D’Anthony was so embrassed throughout walking to his room the whole hospital saw his erection and just staired he was embrassed. Long story short D’Anthony states not TO DRINK HENNY And Pop A Viagra
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