Nicolas Cage accused of terrorism by anonymous person
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Nicolas Cage the well renown actor has been accused of terrorism against the United States of America. This photo called "This photo is very believable and totally not photoshopped", has been released from an anonymous source from the popular site "4chan."
The anonymous post stated "I have found definitive proof that Nicolas Cage has been a huge asset in the recent crimes against the USA. Nicolas Cage has been seen by me, as I'm an undercover agent for the organization known as ISIS."This post has been ruled as a hoax, until June 11th 2016, when the photo has been leaked. Not to long after this photo has been leaked Nicolas Cage was confronted about his alleged acts of terrorism. As soon as he opened the to door to his home he pleaded guilty of acting against the USA and will accept any punishment that the government gives him.
Not long after this Nicolas Cage was issued the death sentence on an unknown date. Officials have released that his death sentence will be decided in a matter of weeks. Nicolas Cage stated that "I feel terrible about the atrocious acts that I have committed against the country that I live In. I don't expect to be forgiven and I don't feel like I ever will be forgiven."
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