MUNCIE INDIANA HIT WITH SCUD MISSLE LAST MONTH,LEFTOVER AMMO BOUGHT FROM ARMY AUCTION FROM A CLOSED MILITARY BASE.
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LAST MONTH TWO EX MILITARY SECURITY GAURDS,BOUGHT WHAT THEY THOUGHT WAS A DISARMED MISSLE FROM AN ARMY SURPLUS AUCTION.THEY WERE OPENING A BAR IN ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF MUNCIE INDIANA AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE AN ATTRACTION TO DRAW CUSTOMERS IN FOR A GRAND OPENING.A SCUD MISSLE.BOUGHT FOR A MEASELY 500 DOLLARS.WHILST USING A CRANE TO HOIST IT UP IN PLACE,THE BOOM OPERATOR ACCIDENTLY TOUCHED THE MISSLE TO SOME POWER LINES BRINGING THE MISSLES ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT TO LIFE AND ARMED THE MISSLE.WITHIN A FEW SECONDS SMOKE AND FLAMES BEGAN TO SHOT OUT THE BACK LIKE A JET LAUNCHING OFF AN NAVY CARRIER.IT BEGAN SWINGING THE CRANE AROUND IN A CIRCLE LIKE A OUTTA CONTROL MERRY GO ROUND UNTIL THE CABLES SNAPPED.THE MISSLE THEN FLEW OVER TWO MILES INTO A PIG FARMERS BARN AND EXPLODED.LEAVING A CRATER 20 FEET DEEP AND A FOOTBALL FEILD WIDE.KILLING A 1000 OF HIS SWINE.THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES WERE BAFFLED,AND THE FARMER SAID HE THOUGHT JESUS WAS RETURNING AND HE JUMPED OF HIS MANURE SPREADER AND HAD HIS FACE ON THE GROUND BEGGING FOR MERCY.BUT HOURS LATER AFTER CONSULTING AN ATTORNEY,THE TWO NEW BAR OWNERS CAME FORTH AND TOLD THIER STORY.THE MILITARY BASE OFFICIALS WERE DUMFOUNDED AS TO HOW A MISSLE THAT WAS NOT DISARMED COULD HAVE BEEN MISSED AND HAVE FULLY AGREED TO PAY FOR ALL DAMAGES AND THE STORY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUSH HUSH.BUT THE FARMERS WIFE HAD ALREADY POSTED THE VIDEO ON YOU TUBE MOMENTS AFTER IT HAD HAPPENED.
AP NEWS FOLLOWED UP WITH A VAGUE VERSION OF EVENTS,STATING A TANKER TRUCK HAD WENT OFF THE HIGHWAY CAUSING THE EXPLOSION,AND THE STORY GOT A 30 SECOND SHOWING ON LOCAL NEWS CHANNELS.SO REMEMBER YOU FIRST HEARD IT HERE.
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