Yakima English Class Has Created A Fully Functioning Time-Machine
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This simple English class from Yakima Valley College in Yakima, Washington succeeded in creating the first ever time machine. They created this machine to go back in time and fix any answers they missed on their finals paper. They are currently charging students two hundred dollars to enter this machine in order for them to fix the mistakes they've done on their work.
As I spoke with a student (who feels it's best not to share his name due to the government getting involved) he explained to me how easy it actually was to create this time machine. "Yeah so we just connected all of our iPhone's on a magnetic and did some other stuff, I can't tell you because it'll give away our secret, but that's how we got that big metal box and it's a big deal and we've made around a hundred thousand dollars off it already." The student seemed ecstatic about his discovery and how it's paying off.
As we continued with the interview another student said he and the group of students are going to save the money they have coming in to buy an island and live on it. They've come up with a plan to create hundreds of these iPhone time-machines and have people from all over the world pay to enter this island of time.
If you wish to enter this island there will be fees and admission costs. They haven't released their prices just yet, but soon the world will be lining up to witness this great creation.
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