WESTERN SPY CAUGHT OUTSIDE OF THE KREMLIN!

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A young western spy got caught today outside of the Kremlin by our glorious comrades. The fool tried to steal our top sekrit dokuments )))))). However his disguise was as weak as his mom in bed. His cover got blown up when some nearby gopniks asked him to squat for a moment. However, the fascist forgot to dress in our glorious adidas uniform and was quickly arrested from nearby KGB units led by Kommisar Mikhail Manolovic. The spy pig is suspected to be in a close relationship with the famous John Antersen, the Flying Kebab Remover so he will be released today. "We did what we could so that fascist neonazi could not steal our glorious sekrit dokuments )))." The suspect, known as "MariokasKariokas" commented this before getting released: "ur mom big gay". Senior Premier Jorji Fotarovski will negotiate with the western world at the 30 of February for this insult. The next photo shows MariokasKariokas doing the fateful squat.

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