LOCAL MAN ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO PASS SHOW TICKETS AS CURRENCY

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Carl Donald Williams, 45, was arrested late Monday night at a local Waffle House after he tried using show tickets to pay for his meal. He was booked into the Tarrant County jail at 3:23 A.M. local time Tuesday morning. Waitress, Emma Bloom, said Williams was acting sketchy from the beginning.
"For starters he was eating alone," said Bloom, 23.
According to Bloom, Williams took his time eating his steak, eggs, and toast. He even drank a pot of coffee by himself. When Williams finished eating he slowly walked to the cash register and handed Bloom his meal ticket along with two show tickets with a face value of $15 a piece and said "keep the change" and left the building.
Williams took off running. Bloom immediately contacted authorities, who were able to catch up with Williams and apprehend him.
It turned out the show tickets weren't even worth $15 a piece. After the authorities investigated they found you can actually buy tickets to The Tin Panther Presents: The Gary Dorsey and Mister Skip Show online for only $12 or 4 for $40 by visiting www.garydorseyandmisterskip.com.
The Tin Panther Presents: The Gary Dorsey and Mister Skip Show is a variety comedy talk show that will be live Saturday August 25, 2018 at 8:25 P.M. at the Berlene T. and Jarrell R. Milburn Theater in Fort Worth, TX. The show will feature Mr. Dorsey himself along with his sidekick, The Notorious Mister Skip. Along with Drummer Jordan Mack and headline comedienne, Hannah O'Brien. Comedian, Caleb Davis will Emcee. Visit www.facebook.com/garydorseyandmisterskip for more information.

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