Portage la Prairie man arrested for impersonating Harrison Ford, trying to steal his plane

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A Portage la Prairie man finds himself in hot water tonight after trying to pass himself off as Hollywood icon Harrison Ford today and subsequently trying to pilfer Mr. Ford’s plane.
John Swaine, 67, of no fixed address except for a R1N postal code, faces numerous charges in relation to the incident.
After being denied entry to Teeterboro Airport in New Jersey, Mr. Swaine eluded security, made it to the tarmac, and entered and started up the engine on Mr. Ford’s vintage Piper Cub aircraft. Security then arrived in full force and both security guards were seen dragging away a protesting Mr. Swaine, who was shouting “You’ll pay for this!!! Do you have any idea who I am???”
“The guy was adamantly claiming that he was Harrison Ford, but wouldn’t produce any identification” observed Buster Hyman, security chief for the airport. “Finally we asked him how many Indiana Jones movies Ford had starred in. When he could only name ‘Temple Of Doom’ that’s when we really smelled a rat.”
Reached for comment, Mr. Ford, who was unaware of what had transpired at the airport, exclaimed “FFS. He didn’t get my fedora that was on the passenger seat, did he?”
Due to overcrowding in the New Jersey corrections system, New York State has agreed to house Mr. Swaine on Riker’s Island until such time as other arrangements can be made. A deportation hearing for Mr. Swaine is scheduled for tomorrow morning in Newark Federal Court. Canadian diplomatic official Anita Dyck said tonight that Canada fully intends to fight any deportation order. “Our government’s view on this matter is best summed up by the phrase ‘Keep it over there’, Ms. Dyck commented.

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