Electricity brings bussiness to stand still
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A bussiness close to dublin airport which has had bad look with power shortages in recent times,has being kept open by a very quick thinking team leader...
Mr Shane Maguire who didn't want to be named to save his public image stepped in with the quick thinking plan and got it straight into action, what Mr Maguire did was rush promptly to the company's reception area to meet the customers who couldn check in while they where having a power cut, to find out if they where there for a FULL TEST or a RE-TEST... when he then got this information he was able to tell the customer because of the power cut he was unable to do either full tests or retests at this time... Mr Maguire said it was this one question to the customers that saved the day and he is planning on rolling this idea to other nearby companies.. for one example he said McDonald's are using a similar question in the likely hood of a power cut.. was it a big Mac meal or a chicken samwhich meal you wanted?? And there response after that question is answered will be says Mr Maguire something like is reply in the nct,,, sorry we can't do either as the power is out.... Mr Maguire said it's a step in customer service that more bussiness needs to focus on,with so many power cuts these days....
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