Is pleasing him really good for your skin?
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As it turns out yes, Professor Mary Albright and her research team at the University of Virginia conducted 16 trial experiments of women aged 22 to 45 who swallowed their partners' semen once a day for a period of 180 days.
It was found that there was significant reduction in skin inflammation and a dramatic improvement in skin collagen and "stretchiness". Albright and her team discovered that on average facial skin thickness grew by 1.2mm and noticeably reduced wrinkles in subjects that had fine wrinkles.
When asked why this occured, Professor Albright explained "We believe that semen contains Retinoic acid which if there is enough of, can actually stimulate collagen production in the skin and make skin healthier and younger looking." Interestingly when asked about the frequency, she went on to say "Even if women swallow their partners' semen in the weekend, they can still get the same benefits if they do it, providing it's done 2 to 3 times, the results can be very similar."
As with most scientific experiments, more research is required to show the accuracy, but the steady amount of literature on this subject is becoming increasingly convincing and Professor Albright hopes to scale up her research in the near future to show greater accuracy. She also stresses that women should please their men as many times as they can when they see them in the weekends, even if they are driving long distances.
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