RACINE MAN ARRESTED
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RACINE - Joe Kopecky a local Racine resident was charged and arrested with two felonies . Bond is set for $5000 and arraignment is set for November 26th 2018.
Kopecky was at his job at Pioneer Products when the incident occured. According to the police report, Kopecky was in a bathroom stall when the cleaning janitor walked in on him while performing a cruel sexual act to himself. The janitor asked to remain anonymous , but had said that he was performing his regular cleaning duties when he walked in on Kopecky. It looked as if Kopecky had forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
The janitor said that Kopecky was masterbating to a photo of past employee who had worked their previously .
When questioned by police, Joe Kopecky had said that the photo was Jake Earhardt a former co-worker of his and friend. When asked if he had any regrets, Kopecky said " yes, I regret not coming out the closet and letting Jake know how I felt about him "
The charges are : Count 1 - Indecent exposure in a public facility and Count 2- Performing a lewd sexual act in public
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