Fake Natty Exposed at Chico State Wrec

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Charles Edson (23), a local chico wildcat gym goer is in custody after numerous reports of the distribution and sale of prohormones to under aged kids in the Wrec.

The chico state judicial affairs is awaiting to hear his side of the story before going on with charges, but UPD is very strict in saying “we don’t tolerate fake natties on this campus... he will be penalized to the fullest” - John Shwartz (Head officer at Chico UPD).

From blood tests taken on December 30th, we have come to the conclusion that Charles J. Edson is in fact, on multiple types and forms of steroids, even though he looks like a crossfitter.

“Yeah we fucked, but he kept having tren cough all over me... and his dick and nuts were hella small” - A local Latina Rileys Rat (over 240lbs).

As we move forward into the new year we hope to keep exposing and removing all fake nattys from the Chico State Wrec Experience. Charles Edson is one sick son of a bitch and we hope he hangs, unlike his tiny deflated sack.

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