Retro Cases: Strangest N.Y.P.D. Case

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I like all things vintage. I collected cards, letters, jewelry, even... newspapers. Last summer I found an old Daily Planet Issue while cleaning up my late grandmother's basement. A line caught my eye:

'Detective McMillan mentioned that his thorough research about Dorino led to a dead end...'

"OOOOH MYYY GOD! " I thought "This is a retro murder case!"
Actually, it was much more sinister. This was a case about a woman disappearing completely, as well as the detective that researched her.

Alice Dorino was a woman that suddenly appeared in New York and was involved in many unexplained cases. Like her calling a detective and leading him to a mob hideout, disappearing and appearing in the police department randomly, crashing on the detectives car and having no ID or other evidence she ever existed. No wonder they called her the Ghost Woman. Also she had quite the social life. Hmm...

As you can imagine I was curious out of my mind. I needed to know more! I started researching that woman but, as you can imagine, found nothing. The only thing I found was general information about detective McMillan. I posted a photo of the article on every social media imaginable.

Two months passed and nothing. I almost forgot about it and one day I got a message and an article in Russian, dating back to 1917. I wasn't able to translate it completely, but from what I made out of google translate, it was a piece about Lenin. I contacted this person and asked what was this with terrible google-translated Russian.
They replied with English: "Not that. Look good at the picture on other page.".
It was a picture of an art festival, or something like that, and there in the croud... There was no doubt. I was so confused. It was the same woman, looking exactly the same age as in the Daily Planet issue. Staring straight into the camera. What the actual hell.

Was she some kind of secret Soviet spy? I was so intrigued!

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