USM taking over Milsim community
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In recent headlines a milsim team know as USM led by Jeremiah Kidwell also known as Captain USMxBagel in the online
Military community has made headlines as he and his team are to becoming the best milsim in the Battfield 4 community. When asked about how he felt to have his teams name in top buzz of the community Bagel has this to say “Hey man I’m just glad I put my team on the map, couldn’t do it without everyone from infantry to assets” other members of the group were also asked how they felt about becoming one of the top teams of 2019. Private First Class M240BearSupport claimed “Heck, I’ll drink to that!” Specialist HoloTheWolfs also said “Hey I’m just head to kick bumblegum and chew ass..oh wait I think I got that one backwards..can we redo that?” SSG Godly said “I’ve been in this team a while and they are the best group I’ve worked with especially my squad 1-1” others like SSG McFluffernickle said “Your asses better posted in LOA if you ain’t showing up to engagements or its PT!” Others had commentary like 2LT “Pastor” Rex who saw this interview as a chance to promote himself “JOIN THE REXIST REVOLUTION TO PURGE THE FURRY SCUM!” This team is the best milsim community to come out in a while and there numbers are steadily growing. They are also currently receiving new troops everyday so feel free to join by asking your nearest USM member for recruitment details.
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