Oltta Dubova (14) stole and crashed a police car. He impersonated a policeman for half of the night
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Brooklyn, New York. Search is in progress for the woman who performed a night race through the city driving a stolen police car. According to initial findings the suspect is Oltta Dubova (14). Reportedly she was under the influence of drugs. The event took place the day before yesterday in the evening in the city centre near the restaurant where policemen celebrated the retirement of one of their colleagues. CCTV records show that a woman passing by spotted keys in the ignition of one of the police cars and decided to take advantage of the situation. In the beginning, Oltta drove around the neighbourhood quite ordinarily, occasionally using the siren. After a while she stopped by a nearby liquor store and, using a uniform left in the car, grubbed two bottles of the finest whisky from the shop clerk. She started with one of the bottles even before she got back to the police car. Things started to look sketchy.
Feeling adventurous, the woman proceeded to drive more aggressively, drifting on the intersections and hitting cars that did not give her way on the traffic lights. Using the fitted bullhorn she offended the pedestrians often making sexist comments about men passing by.
Then she got the idea to force other drivers to pay her for made up violations. She stopped the cars and persuaded the drivers that they were speeding. The witnesses said that intense smell of alcohol around her was hard not to notice and she was speaking unclearly.
Eventually the woman caused an accident with another driver after which she left the car and went for a party in a nearby club. She is wanted and may face up to 5 years in prison for motor vehicle theft. The prosecutor considers adding more charges.
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