President Trump Declares "Traps" as "Gay"

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45th President of The United States has recently declared in a tweet that characters from Japanese cartoons, or Anime as it is known, are gay. The tweet came unplanned to the rest of the nation, and many Americans are unsure what this means.

For those who do not understand what this means, in Japanese Cartoons, known as Anime, there are characters who are biologically male but dress as female. The term "trap" is defined here because both viewers of the show and other characters are unaware of the gender of the character, "trapping" them.

Many Americans are now concerned because of Trump's history of not supporting Trans rights, and are not sure if this means that the cartoons will be barred from schools and public places where bi-gender bathrooms are available. The most fiasco that involves Trump and Trans-rights was Trumps refusal to sign a Bathroom Bill that would force public places such as schools, restaurants, and airports to have a bathroom for Transgender People. Americans are now claiming that if traps are so called "gay", then Anime will be banned from serving in the United States Armed Forces. "I need my daily dose of chinese cartoons[sic]. I cant fight in a war if theres no Umaru to watch, and I know my men wont trust a Amerikajin who only watches degenerate cartoons like King of the Hill or Family Guy." stated LT. SGT. John Davis, who is currently the squad leader of a platoon in the middle east. "We need those cartoons to fight those baka isis fighters."

The White House has yet to respond to this statement of the President.

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