HANNAAN STRIVES TO MAKE DEBUT PRIFESSIONAL BOUT

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Hannaan has achieved the invincible title in the amateur boxing league, not losing a single fight in 160 matches; winning 157, drawing 3 and losing none.
He started his boxing career boxing at a very young age and now strives to be one of the greatest as he states in his press conference last Tuesday, ‘I wish to be the greatest and my ambition is to carry on the work of my role model, Mohammad Ali, the greatest boxer ever’ he continues to express his ambition to be like Mohammad Ali but states ‘no one can be as great as the greatest’.

On the 25th of February, Hannaan will receive his professional licence and will be placed in one of the youth champion weights as he still has 2 years till he can go for the bigger world titles.
He first professional fight will potentially be against Andre Sarriner, a very experienced professional boxer and he states that ‘Hannaan will be welcomed to the new league of boxing and we will welcome him by showing him how tough it will be’ and also states how he is sure that he will do ‘extremely well’ as he seen his last amateur match against Jorlino Vidic, knocking him out in the final round of the intense match.

More updates to come on his future career, stay tuned for his next conference’ 25th of Feb 2019.

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