Baiatul dragut de la facultate

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Hei lume. Numele meu este Andreea si astazi vreau sa va povestesc o intamplare destul de frumoasa. Astazi in timp ce eram la facultate am observat un baiat ce statea peste drum cu un buchet de flori in mana. Parea destul de vesel. In urmatoarea pauza in care am iesit afara la o poveste cu fetele l-am vazut iarasi in acelasi loc doar ca de data aceasta parea putin mai agitat si se tot uita la telefon. Apoi am plecat deoarce incepeam cursul. Peste o ora am iesit iarasi afara si l-am vazut in acelasi loc. Florile pareau ca se ofilisera, asa ca mi-am facut curaj si m-am dus la el sa il intreb ce face. Mi-a spus ca iubita lui este la facultate si o asteapta sa ii faca o surpriza. L-am intrebat la ce ora ar fi trebuit sa iasa iubita lui de la cursuri, mi-a spus ca la ora 14. I-am spus sa astepte doua minute sa intreb daca ea a terminat cursurile. Din pacate raspunsul colegilor mei a fost ca ea terminase cursurile deja de 3 ore si ca a plecat de la facultate. Vazand ca era vizibil friguros am indraznit sa il invit la o cafea cu gandul ca se va mai incalzii. El m-a refuzat politicos spunand ca mai asteapta putin. Dupa lungi insistente a acceptat invitatia mea la cafea. Tinea in mana dreapta buchetul de flori, erau niste trandafiri albi ce deja se ofilisera. L-am intrebat in drum spre locatia unde urma sa bem cafeaua cate flori se afla in buchet deoarece imi parea unul destul de mare. El mi-a spus ca 21 si atunci mi-am dat seama ca trebuie sa fie ceva legat de varsta. Ajungand la cafea am inceput sa povestim anumite chestii din viata de zi cu zi, el continuand sa se uite la telfon. Dupa ce am povestit in jur de 30 minute, el mi-a spus ca va pleca spre casa deoarece este plecat de acasa de mai bine de 5 ore. La final s-a oferit sa plateasca el cafeaua dar vazand acel buchet mare de trandafiri mi-am dat seama ca deja cheltuise o gramada de bani in ziua aceasta asa ca am refuzat politicos. Am uitat sa mentionez ca numele acestui baiat este Robert, un baiat simplu si foarte dragut cu o voce calda si minunata. Robert daca vezi acest mesaj imi pare rau de acele flori minunate. Sper ca iubita ta sa nu se fi suparat ca ai fost nevoit sa le arunci si in incheiere vreau sa iti spun ca mi-ai facut ziua mai frumoasa.

Cu drag,
Andreea!

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