Bill Belichick Will Try Acting After Coaching
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The best NFL coach that ever lived may be seen on the big screen after his career n New England ends.
In a recent interview with the media, which Bill was thrilled to give, he said, "Coaching is fun but I think I would be a great actor and always wondered what it would be like to have emotions."
He recently met with film maker Michael Bay who is planning on rebooting "The Mummy" movies again and Bay said, "Bill wants to try smiling, but I really think he would do well playing a mummy." I asked Bay about all the CGI animation used for the mummies and he said, "No, not one of those, one of the mummies that stands in the background and never moves." Bill does have a lot of experience standing still and showing no emotion despite the excitement around him so he may be successful on the set.
Bay said, "My movies are the closest thing you can get to replicating the excitement at the Superbowl, I have explosions, plot twists, plot holes, I need an actor who will not flinch when the unexpected happens, and I think Bill is my guy."
Bill also met with Tim Burton, who is making a film about the Statue of Liberty. Tim said, "Bill is at the top of our list for potential actors playing the statue. If he decides to retire I'll be happy to take him on. I can't think of anyone better at standing still and not having more than one expression."
So when is it? When can we expect to see Bill step down as coach and step onto the set? I asked him and he said, "I'll keep winning Superbowls until I can't fit any more rings on my fingers or toes, so give me a couple more years."
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