Xtakespawns new shoe line
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Welcome back to another absurd article about Ferguson baseball team. Research has proven that no one in falcon history has made a signature shoe. We have recently reported that 1rst basemen Xavier Murrilo has signed a multimillion contract with converse. Converse has negotiated 3 year 12 million vbucks. 1.7 mil vbucks guaranteed. Here is coach iheavygold on his thoughts about his player on signing his new shoe brand, “ oof out of everyone this really shocked me but danm we see him hustling, but the first shoe that drops I’m definitely copping”. As the team meets up in the dougout coaches and players are excited for his first shoe drop. “All I know what to do is try my sweaty a** off in all video games and start my own shoe brand. As of one week from there I reported back to the field to check the first shoe he has created,”xtakespwans” was the name of the shoe. Talking to some of the players suggestions on the shoes. “Hey this is major drip I’m going to get sloots left and right” Alex Alonso stated. “I’ll have to wear these shoes on fridays with the vice jersey, maybe I can get my confidence up” Mario abreaut stated. As the whole team shows love for Xavier’s new shoes, he plans on making his own clothing line.
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