Despite complaints Mexican neighbors continue to celebrate unknown holiday

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Highland Park, Greensboro - In Highland Park neighborhood there is no fiesta without fireworks and every celebration must end with a bang! But nearby residents claim victim to the Spanish heritage speak up against a type of “fun” that might have gone too far.
Highland Park Spanish residents fashioned paper mache bulls laden with fireworks to celebrate the June 3 night before garbage pick up. They also wanted to show off their talents for working with fire: the fireworks were ignited , lighting up a night sky with pyrotechnics.
But the display of fireworks on a "school night"caused uncomfortable questions for some in Mexican society and the excessive and often careless use of fireworks during day before garbage days and other celebrations, such as Christmas.
Local residents could offer few cogent explanations for the excessive use of fireworks other than a fondness for fireworks.The use of sky rockets - which explode with an obnoxious “Bang!” and light up the night sky.
Social media users often complain of exploding sky rockets spooking pets, while the noise from fireworks often makes it hard to sleep.
"Who ever is setting off the fireworks knock it off, its keeping my 7 year old up" one neighbor said on the Nextdoor app.
"Its just the mexican folk .They do it sporadically all year. I always think the first one is gun shots." another neighbor said."I thought it was a transformer blowing up" said another neighbor.
The Mexican Folk residents acknowledged suffering a stigma for so many fireworks mishaps, but seemed sanguine about it and unwilling to abandon their local traditions.
“The show must go on,” said Edgar Carranza, a local mechanic, at the St. John of God feast celebration. “We’re used to (the stigma) and people tell us: May God protect you.”

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