Massachusetts Legislature Comes To A Consensus On Banning Phones From MA High Schools
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This past Tuesday, September 10th, Massachusetts Legislature has come to a consensus on what to do with the problem of phones in public high schools. The issue has been growing for the past few years as phones have become more advanced and more common. Students have been taking advantage of the lack of rules being put into place about cellular devices. Studies show that students who have their phones with them during school hours are bound to be below the standards set for them during middle school and by their guidance counselors. Massachusetts' Governor commented on the issue saying "The students should not be distracted by phones anymore, especially when their phones could just as easily be left in the students’ cars, or at home." Also, the headmaster of East Boston High School, Phillip R. Brangart, stated "I have never had a generation so distracted in school, we need to fix this by taking out the annoyance."
The Massachusetts Legislature has made in-depth studies and have ended their discussion with a consensus on the topic, they will ban all phones from Public High Schools in Massachusetts starting on November 1st, 2019.
Note: Pie Chart was formed below by a survey of students from 3 MA Public High Schools. Of 2194 students, 1759 students use their phones during school.
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