New details about historic contract extension between Black Fighters and Team Captain Kuehne
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FURTH, LA-After long talks Kuehne and GM Prosch could agree on a new deal which makes him the highest paid player. Six returnable glass bottles a week and a clause that allows no other Black Fighter to earn more in next time. They agreed on a new deal on friday. The length is unknown. HC Hagn isnt happy: "We could easily replace him with younger players who arent injury-prone. The price is simply to high". But GM Prosch has an other opinion: "I think that we had to keep him because he's our most important player and safed is the game last week. Also we can pay the price." Kuehne: "I'm happy to stay here. I required a high price, but in the end they had to pay this because some other Teams would have paid this price. I'm ready and excited for the future." After tue disagreement between Hagn and GM Prosch, they had an argue some sources confirmed. Yesterday, a Team building was organized but Hagn wasnt there. Prosch obviously wasnt amazed after he hoped to improve the team chemistry. Hagn wanted to talk with Prosch but he would to speak with some other members of the team. In the end, Hagn said that he will have a meeting with the CEO.
Exctiting times ahead of us. Stay tuned!
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