DRUG ROUND UP leads to the "welcoming back" of the Sheriff's Department's youngest Investigator

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Eighteen suspects have been arrested tonight on "conspiracy charges and multiple drug charges in Washington County. from Johnson City all the way to the Greene County line.
Washington County Sheriff, Ed Graybeal. States that out of 20 suspects being arrested there's only two suspects that have not yet been arrested. Because they cannot be identified.
Officials say they were able to execute 18 arrest warrants tonight but they were now at a unfortunate stand still.
Almost a year ago, 24 -year old Investigator, Michael Reed. Lead Investigator in both cases. Resigned his position.
Due to an officer- involved shooting incident, Reed was placed on paid administrative leave. Until T.B.I. Agents finished and cleared the ongoing investigation.
Officials stated in last night's interview that "During the past year. All of the information that we were able to accumulate and obtain on both suspects. Documents, Statements, Literally everything, has just completely vanished.". one official claimed that they don't know what could possibly have happened to it.
Information concering both of the cases have not yet been reestablished. Inv. Reed claims that "he took them so he could get a better study at both cases so that he would be at a well start when he come back."
"Graybeal asked Mr. Reed to come back and pick up where he had left off."
While working on two of the most biggest drug cases in Washington County both suspects were facing up to 28 conspiracy charges, along with innumerable counts of manufacturing and delivery charges as well as distribution charges. County Sheriff, Graybeal has requested for Mr. Reed to come back and that he regain his title as lead investigator in the two pending cases so they can close the cases. "He has the most knowledge about the cases." Sheriff Graybeal also stated that "he was one of the most intelligent men that the Sheriff's Department ever had, then and now."
both cases are reopened again and officials are proceeding and doing there very best to obtain the identities for both suspects
both cases are now a ongoing and open investigation. We also want to say welcome back to the youngest and smartest man on our team.

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