Andrea Puig to take a break from futsal
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Andrea Puig, female forward of the North Sydney Futsal Monday Night mixed league's sub-champions Bench Stretchers, has announced that she is taking a break from international and local futsal following the team's successful Winter campaign.
"It is a reality that I need to focus on other priorities," she said.
Puig, who made her debut in the North Sydney league in 2017, also helped Bench Stretchers reach the league playoffs in numerous occasions during a glittering multi-year international career.
"Sometimes things come for good reasons. This time, I take a break to focus on more mundane, yet no less important things such as nappy changing, breastfeeding and child caring," added the former Goalileo football player. "Although I plan to come back to Bench Stretchers, it is the happiest time of my life and the right moment to take a break from this team."
Jose Magana, Puig's partner and father of the baby, expressed his delight on the news, both of the upcoming baby and the fact that Puig is taking a break "following her to the matches plus all the swimming, cross-fitting, cycling and climbing was exhausting even to watch. I will be as excited getting involved in raising the baby as I have been enthusiastically cheering for Andrea in her sport's career. "
The management of Bench Stretchers announced that although the team will be devastated by Puig's departure, they will continue onto the Spring season. They hope the baby can join Bench Stretcher's growing number of child fans. Given the large number of team members and former members adding babies to the ranks, the team does not discard the possibility of lining up a kid's football/futsal team in the coming years.
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