BUNNINGS DROPS SNAGS IN PLACE OF MORE VEGAN FRIENDLY OPTION
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Bunnings today announced that they will be officially ending the weekend snags and BBQ by replacing them with Vegan friendly salads as of this weekend.
The move has prompted a mix reaction from customers as Bunnings looks to get more environmentally and health conscious vegan hipsters through their doors.
Mike Schneider - CEO of Bunnings said in a statement; "it's important as a business we move with the times, we are seeing more and more Australians ditch meat and switch to vegan friendly options we simply couldn't ignore this trend."
But while Bunnings feels they have made the right move, many believe they will be driving away sales. In 2018 Bunnings recorded a profit of $1.2bil in sausage sales alone. The new vegan range will include sliced zucchini or eggplant in bread, raw lettuce cups and mixed seeds. The humble can of coke has also been given the flick, replaced with organic sugar and fat free water.
Cactus enthusiast and Byron Bay local Glenda said "I love plants, I have a personal connection with the earth and its spirit, there is nothing more enjoyable then hugging my cacti each and every day, I can't wait to get into my local Bunnings and browse the plant isle while chomping on a raw lettuce cup. However truck driver Mick said "If I hear another person tell me that I should eat plants I reckon' i'll spew my guts up, there is nothing more Australian than a Bunnings snag on a Sunday."
Time will tell if this move will be a marketing masterstroke or a mega disaster.
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