Waimate duo in Maori All Black squad!
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The Maori All Black squad was named last week for its upcoming tour of the Northern Hemisphere which included Waimate local and Blues half back Billy Guyton. But news circulating this morning is that he is about to be joined by Waimate captain and South Canterbury player Miles Medlicott. Massive news for the town of Waimate and news that is sure to bring great pride to the locals.
Medlicott has been an integral part of the South Canterbury squad for a number of years now. Medlicott and his side reached the Semi finals of the Heartland Championship but we're unfortunately beaten just over a week ago. Probably expecting a bit of a break from the game over the summer before the club season starts back next year this news will come as a surprise to Medlicott. But his impressive form for South Canterbury has seen him called up as injury cover. Medlicott is expected to travel to Europe in the coming days to catch up with his teammates at their training camp and will be hoping to make his debut against Munster in Thomond Park in just over a week.
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