Local Man Jarrod S. Broquard Is Under Investigation.
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Local Fairbury man, Jarrod S. Broquard residing at 410 East Wanda Drive reported laying an actual egg yesterday. His wife Kendra Broquard said, "I'm actually not shocked, at all. He's always doing weird stuff." The incident took place around 4:30 pm yesterday as the family was getting ready to go trick or treating, when Broquard got more than a trick but a treat. Broquard claims he felt the need to squat just as he was exiting the house, and so he did. There he stood shocked thinking maybe he had defecated in his trousers. But to his surprise, it was an egg. Wife, Kendra Broquard reported Jarrod had been buying farm fresh eggs by the dozen from best friend and idol, John J. Traub also of Fairbury. She reports, Jarrod had been eating a lot of these farm fresh eggs and claimed they were so delicious he couldn't help himself. So what's in these delicious magic farm fresh eggs from Traub Farms? John J. Traub has not yet been reached for comment. This investigation is still open and will update with any further information. If anyone else has had similar experiences after consuming large quantities of said eggs, please alert local authorities.
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