Sharpsville Man Dies in Freak Blow Mold Accident; Foul Play Suspected

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Sharpsville, Indiana- Police are currently on the scene of what Police Chief Joe Smhloe describes as "the most bizzare death Sharpsville has ever seen." Police arrived at a home in Sharpsville after receiving a report from neighbors that a large crash and moaning had been heard coming from the residence. Police responded and arrived on the scene to find the garage to the residence was open. Police entered the garage and found resident Jeremy Ramsey lying on the ground, naked. Ramsey's head was lodged inside the bottom of a snowman blow mold. Police believe that Ramsey suffocated inside the blow mold. Witnesses say that around the time the crash was heard, a scrawny man wearing only a ball cap and an apron was seen running from the residence. Police were able to detain the suspect once his car broke down only a couple of mikes from the residence. At this time the police believe this crime could have been the result of someone "punishing" Ramsey for his early Christmas decorating. However, Ramsey's long time friend, who only wanted to be referred to as Belinda, feels that the death could have been motivated by jealousy over Ramsey's dish collection. "There's a lot of weird shit that goes down in the dish world" Belinda told our reporters, "Some really freaky stuff." Neighbors pose another possible motivation. Long time neighbor Chris Dowy said that weird stuff happened at Ramsey's house often. "Just the other day I saw him in the yard passed out and he was wearing panty hose. I feel like it was some weird sex cult that did him in." Chris Dowy told our reporters. We will follow up and report more as more details become available.

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