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The season at Marske united ended ugly today when members of the inter village riot squad began to fire flares into the away section of the ground
Riot police contained the violence inside the ground but couldn't prevent the violence outside where both sets of firms clashed in the near by park.
So far two people have been arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and football related violence
Jamie Johnothan Lamb was taken into custody by Cleveland police after being reported with a stanly knife heading in the direction of where the away fans were being contained by local police
It isn't reported that Mr Lamb "nutted a bobby in the nose " before skipping past and attacking rival fans.
A Redcar athletic supporter named Louis Mcblazeit has been admitted to James cook university hospital with server wounds to lower body and chest and it is belived that he has no longer than 48 hours
Jamie Johnathan Lamb will be charged with Murder in the first degree and Middlesbrough Crown court later this month where he Ian expected to revive a lifetime ban from all football games and a 20 year prison sentence
When interview
Mr Lamb stated
"What else yah gunna do on a Saturday " before screaming SEA SEA SEASIDERS
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