Miserable morrow critically ill
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The MOD has released a statement following the recent illness as regards to Royal Irish Soilder Matty Morrow. Matty or triple m as know by his close friends has been rushed into Belfasts RVH. An MOD spokesman said it is with sadness that Matty has taking Ill. His Wife kylie said "Matty just couldn't cope with the shock he's not getting a bounty because he didn't do a camp i don't know what were going to do" asking kylie if he had made a will she said. Matty having a will are u mad his mattress is stuffed with cash he likes to call it money foam not memory phone. We spoke to fellow soilder DJ who said he's called Triple m for a reason he's a miserable as a sympathy card. He one donated £1 to charity then delved into the box to retrieve 50p for his bus fair home. Source close to the family said at Halloween he wouldn't even buy the kids fireworks instead he gave them binliner bags as costumes and a box of long matches for Sparklers. He was so miserable he dipped raw Brussel sprouts in melted chocolate and gave them to trick and treaters saying they were massive chocolate balls. Matty remains in a critical condition in hospital and at present The villiage of Glenarm are organising a street party with banners saying he canny take it with him !!! The miserable her. We spoke to one off his siblings who said "this is great news hopefully we will get something other than a lump of coal this year".
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